cockdragonthespookywitch:

whatisonyobiscuit:

starrysleeper:

tribblesexual-jotunn:

thelilnan:

I am really bothered by the fact that basically the only reason why gay marriage is illegal is because some people think it’s disgusting. You know, I think peas are disgusting but we’re noT MAKING THAT ILLEGAL ARE WE 

what’s wrong with you peas are delicious

gay people are delicious too

no dessert for you until you eat all your gays 

what the fuck just happened here

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madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

telapathetic:

Sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit

I told my history teacher that “I just don’t fucking care anymore” and he bumped up my grade to a D- so I wouldn’t have to retake the class

(via whereisyourwarpaintkids)


fucksebastianstan:

basedpidgeot:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

"Nerdy shit aside u can act like Superman"

fucksebastianstan:

basedpidgeot:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

"Nerdy shit aside u can act like Superman"

(via whereisyourwarpaintkids)


nevergonnawalkpastafez:

wynterwydow:

chillybucky:

louisbatootie:

chillybucky:

I wish I could experience going to see Captain America: The Winter Soldier for the first time all over again.

and now you can! all you have to do is become an agent of hydra and they’ll wipe your memory for free!

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Bah! Hydra’s offer isn’t as good as S.H.I.E.L.D.’s. Their all-inclusive resurrection package includes a free trip to Tahiti (it’s a magical place.) 

AND THE AGENTS OF SHIELD FANDOM HIJACKS A POST

(via thefreshprincessofbelgravia)



crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

(via supernatural-and-americantveit)


clelta:

We were talking about Shakespeare in English class and the tradition of throwing tomatoes when the actors are bad. Well it turns out, back then people thought tomatoes were poisonous, and so people would aim at the actors mouth and try to kILL THEM WHEN THEY WERE BAD AT ACTING OMG

(via greatbiguniverse)


thefaggiah:

I actually think I’ve reblogged this seven times

(via loki-has-stolen-the-tardis)


joshpeck:

​me whenever i don’t get enough notes on my selfie

joshpeck:

​me whenever i don’t get enough notes on my selfie


batmanisagatewaydrug:

thumbtackjuicyfruitspork:

You know when a fast angry song comes on that you know every word to and you’re in just the right mood that your eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive

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(via phanic-atthe-disco)